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PostSubject: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:33 pm

If: Zombies are in my house, barricade the door and escape out the second floor window, climb up the ladder to the roof (With whatever weapons I can carry) and climb down the garage roof.
Drive off to the north of Norway. Since zombies are cold blooded they won't be there.

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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:58 pm

Zombies are cold blooded? Crank up the heat to about 50-60 degrees celcius in all rooms but one! (I have a new boiler, installed today). Let the zombies in around the house but not in that one room! Their digestive enzymes and their cells should denature!

Also get some kitchen knives, get my baseball bat (and bash nails into it for extra hitpoints).
Learn how to hotwire cars, go out into town with the above equipment (there are a few porsches here) and hotwire le car and drive to Svalbard to meet up with you lot. Most people will be dead/zombified therefore, free fuel refils and food. I also know of a gunshop in town, may come in handy! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:01 pm

How do you plan on driving to Svalbard? Is the Porsche an amphibious vehicle?
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:14 pm

Grab some supplies, and head to the church. Churches have heavy doors and small windows, aka. The easiest place to barricade.
Afterwards, I'd trade supplies for shelter, ofcourse quarentining new arivals, to check if they're infected.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:51 pm

Zemog wrote:
How do you plan on driving to Svalbard? Is the Porsche an amphibious vehicle?

Hurr hurr, I wonder if there is a tunnel linking England to France under the sea which allows for transport of humans and goods...
Basically go through the (euro) tunnel and drive around europe... Or maybe just load the porsche onto a ferry! I thought you were funking clever! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:02 pm

HolyCrapDudeXD wrote:
Zemog wrote:
How do you plan on driving to Svalbard? Is the Porsche an amphibious vehicle?

Hurr hurr, I wonder if there is a tunnel linking England to France under the sea which allows for transport of humans and goods...
Basically go through the (euro) tunnel and drive around europe... Or maybe just load the porsche onto a ferry! I thought you were funking clever! Razz

A ferry works, but what's all this jibber about the Euro tunnel?

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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:09 pm

I calculated that if I drive the Porsche off a Russian/Norwegian cliff at the right speed and angle, the car will act like a skimming stone due to it's shape! Very Happy
Wanga, yeah, ferry from Norway! Razz
But I wanna see Europe first, maybe meet Notch... Oh and terrorise Poland. And drag some greedy jewish zombies to Auschwitz! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:34 pm

Of course i would escape to the closest TG army and high technology defense mechanisms facility for high protection against these things!

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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:12 am

Are we talking about L4D zombies or a shitload of normal, slow zombies?
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:21 am

Zombieland/Left 4 Dead/28 Days Later/Resident Evil/House of the Dead/28 weeks later Zombies. Basically the fast ones.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:38 pm

I don't see how zombies can be fast, for a start they're missing a body part or a piece of flesh. That means less cells which means less mitochondrion which means less energy!

But I take it we are talking about fictional zombies so w.e.! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Post your zombie plan.   Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:02 pm

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Aaaah. That's better. Now to go barricade myself somewhere....
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