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PostSubject: ME 2 poems   Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:50 pm

Probably won't make much sense to people that haven't played either Mass effect 1 or 2 ;P






Roses are red
Violets are blue
ASSUMING CONTROL
THIS HURTS YOU

The collectors have boarded
And despite your disease
You must save the Normandy
So get down on your knees

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You speak of these "reapers,"
But I don't believe you.

roses are red
behind white picket fences
we're not sure if we love you
we're still building consensus

roses are red
violets are blue
this one wishes
BIG STUPID JELLFISHES

(With romantic inflection)
I find you intriguing
(With constrained desire)
What you doing this evening?

Commander Shepard
You bring out the best in me
So please, on this Valentine's,
Be my genetic destiny

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can this wait until later?
I've got calibrations to do.

roses are red
hanar are pink
when all this is over
let's get loud and spill some drinks

Roses are red
Asari are blue
I just cleaned the bar
So no sex for you.

roses are red
violets are blue
you're one ardat-yakshi
I'm dying to screw

Roses are red
Violet are blue
Oh hello Shyepard
What can I do for you?

roses are red
but don't grow in space
warriors like us, shepard?
straight to the face.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue
I am drawn by my fangirls
Am I kawaii? uguu~

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Commander Shepard
And my favorite person is you

roses are red
violets are blue
enemies everywhere
I will destroy you

Rens are red
Paras are blue
A punch to the face
She says she will sue

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is another bad rhyme
About MasASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't talk about the dead
They deserve better than you

roses are red
violets are blue
you give me a migraine
worse than the L2

Krogan are red
Asari are blue
Blue rose of Illium
I love you

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Everyone's getting some
Except for the pilot

Roses are red
Violets are blue
No store discriminates
Against loving you

Human Blood is red
And Turian is blue
I'm not good at this human stuff
But I want to plow you

Shepards not dead
So the reapers are blue
The council doth greet this
With a big old fuck you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you can't get Tali
Sleep with the crew

Roses are red
But there's one big question
What exactly happens
If you end with ingestion?

That shot to my chest
broke my kinetic barrier.
WARNING! ERROR!
NO CARRIER, NO CARRIER

roses are red
violets are blue
I bought you a space hamster
and it's name is Boo

You're the hottest yeoman
I find you delicious
Now shut the hell up
And go feed my fishes.

Roses are red
No signs of the guard
That's a nice gunship
You're working too hard

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You are my only friend left in this galaxy.
And I want to savor this shot with you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll forward some leaflets
Your medical's due

roses are red
gunships like strafing
when I get with you
I don't mind the chafing

My drell eyes are black,
Mass Relays are blue.
These prayers for the wicked
are really for You.

Roses are red,
My love is not variable.
Why am I wearing your clothes?
No data available.

roses are red
violets are blue
I got better, Shepard
I got you

Pillar of peach
Lets show our fertility
By using my reach
And your flexibility

I've joined with Cerberus
Now I'm a pariah.
The only rule I follow
Is don't fuck with Aria.

roses are red
asari like sex
the best conversation?
shepard. wrex.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't care what anyone else thinks
Garrus is mai waifu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Because Jack's mad
It's Kelly I woo

I just can't lie
and I have to admit
I'm so glad Cerberus
lets you whore around in that outfit

roses are red
faxes use toner
I promise to never
chortle at Joker's boner

The last two years were hell,
And I'm glad that you're back,
To drag me out of the fire,
And in to the sack.

roses are red
vorcha are heinous
really, commander?
probing uranus
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