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The Bahá'í'nd World Faith is often mispronounced as "Baha'i'm'going'to'kill'you" by
outsiders, "unbelievers", and Canadians. A monotheistic faith which has
grown out of the traditions of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, it was
founded in 1863 by a peace freak pot head named Oog'Lata Bo'oga'ata (Baha'u'failh) who is believed to be a direct decedent of budha, Mr. T and Hailstorm.