SO! By using all the knowlage i learned in the science lessons on highschool this year me and Howard managed to put toghter quite a nice machine. It uses the concept of electrolysis to create and split up water with air.
WHICH MEANS that you only need water and air to make the machine work.
Here it is: Understand it or not...

PURE FACKING GENIOUS BLOOD!
WHAT IF THE MIDDLE EAST OR THE KOREANS GET THEIR HANDS ON THIIS SHIT?!?!
WE WOULD GET FUCKED UP OUR DERRIERES BY TINY KOREAN PEN0RZ IN THE DARK BECAUSE OIL AND COAL WILL RUN OUT AND KOREANS WILL BE TEH ONLY ONES TO HAVE ELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICITY! D:

OH MAI GAWD IT R WORKZ? No... well okay... FACE IT PEOPLEZ THAR IS NAUTHIN LIKE AN EVERLASTING MACHINEZ THAT CAN GENERATE POWER ENOUGH TO DRIVE ITSELFZ.
YOU FUCKING WIN ALEX! IZ WANTZ TO HOACK YOU!